Got this in a email. thought i would share.
1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
Replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen...
A girl at work sent me this its pretty funny thought I would share it.
Today's vocabulary lesson.
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not...
ok, personal experience here, dont, i repeat, dont, try and move furniture by yourself, barefoot, even if ur trying to surprise ur sweety.....
or this will happen
okay so I was searching through some site and look what I found, at first it was decent looking, the exhaust had to change and the taillights had to go. But then it got worse..
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping...