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saw this and got a good laugh out of it figured i might as well pass it on
1-dont touch him
2-talk to him minimally
3-dont be a lying skank
4-stop complaining that you are cold so he has to give up his jacket (try dressing appropriately for a change)
5-give him oral
Are you remembering this...
So, to save us all the trouble, I'm cross-posting from mixedmartialarts.com the story from user solaris9 that has become an internet phenomenon. Anything in this thread I take no credit for and give full and all credit to the aforementioned user. I'm only posting solaris9's posts, not any...
First off, I would like to wish everyone a shockingly good Christmas!
Haha just trying to lighten up the holidays. I hope no one gets offended, as these were just made by me to post on people's myspace pages for fun. Seriously, Happy Holdiays everyone!